Top definition. Generally accepted to exceed a butt-load. The term "ass load" can be found in the Old Testament of the Bible. God tells Noah to bring an ass's load of grain for each pair of animal brought upon the arc. Thus an ass load is derived from the amount of weight that can be held carried by a mature, healthy donkey ass. The term is used again in the New Testament when Jesus shares the parable of Rosie O'Donnell's booty, it is cursed to weigh over 7 ass loads because she is an annoying, fat, and ugly bitch. Your mom's jugs must weigh more than 2 ass loads. A whole bunch of.
By fenderfour , April 21, in Spray. What exactly is an assload of money you ask? I wondered that myself, so I did a little research. Asses donkeys can range in size from pounds for a miniature to pounds for a French Poitou donkey.
What is it? Above 50? Somewhere near 20? Does it even have an equivilant value? Does it vary from job to job, person to person? Does someone's laziness weigh in on it? Let the internets know your theories! Ass load is context sensitive. You may have an ass load of pencils say pencils, but if you went to lets say a sporting event and there was only people that is not an ass load, unless its a little league game.
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